"It is a crock of s--t, it stinks." -- Bring the building under mortar and SAW fire The driver managed to get it stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt track. ", 2nd Level Manager to CEO: "This project will show the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a complete system. Our customers really love us, so they don't care if our products are late and don't work. “Who is the idiot that ate the janitor?”, “You idiot!” says the lead cannibal, “we have been eating the project managers so no one would notice and you go and eat the janitor!”. “Why does that cat cost so much?” the girl asks. And now you expect me to fix your situation. The store manager replies, "Oh this monkey is $50,000." The project purpose statement you wrote and understand will be seen differently by everyone else. The guy says, "$5000? After the boss leaves the lead cannibal screams at them. Manager … In my personal opinion, we should avoid taking this project. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." In the beginning was THE PLAN.